Haha Canadian conoeist’s are famous for there world class blowjobs!
Let me guess. He was doing SARMs and she didn’t know… I’d take a hair sample of this chick and see. WADA does this, and she refuses. Guess what. She is lying like a dog on a rug.
This story has so many jokes in it and I believe that they just dosed the boyfriend and set this whole situation up just incase she was ever caught. Its one hell of a defense
I’m just glad to see the International Canoe Federation is taking this so seriously.
What the hell, I dint even know there was a international canoe federation
That canoe looks like it’s the size of a shoe, and fuck sarms anyway
Ha ha yup fuck em
I’ve never heard of it either, and yeah fuck sarms, but I like to canoe, and I love blowjobs!
She was siphoning roids out of his hose, and mainlining them rectally due to anal tearing,
Yeah that’s it, very descriptive I like it.
Hahahaha that was classic!